Campinator

CAMPINATOR >:)

Are you evil? are you ugly? do you constantly try to take over the tri-state area? is your nemesis a blue platypus with a brown hat? do you have a gothic daughter? do you always wear a lab coat?

If you answered "yes" to any of the previous questions... 
THEN THIS IS THE CAMP FOR YOU!

The prestigeous evil camp is recommended by the evilest scientists ever known. 

Heinz Doofenshmirtz:

-"I love to come here every summer. I have such a blast!. The young scientists come to me looking for advice... You could say I´m the star of the camp!
 I remember when I was a little kid, I didn´t know why I was sent here. I do not fit the description at ALL. Im quite good looking, right? I´m quite popular with the ladies."

ACTIVITIES:

You will do lots of things at Campinator. Within this activities are:

-Chemistry.

-Learning how to blow things up.

-Getting along whith your nemesis.

-How to add inator at the end of every single word.

-Labcoat sizes.

-How to make your nose grow too much.

-How to build your own Knorb-robot.

-How to choose your nemesis.

Prizes/Day:

1 day: from 20$ to 30$ (depending on how annoying you are)

1 week: 100$

Our Satisfied Costumers:

"thanks to Campinator I´m divorced and my kids hate me..."

"Gotta love it!"













"Don´t leave me here! These people are crazy! I want my mummy!"










SEE YOU AT CAMPINATOR!(OR DIE!)

By: María D. & Camila A. 2ºEso A